CHEMICAL MUSCLE UNCENSORED
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Welcome to the Jungle
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Q: Hey Doc I got a question for you. I am interested in getting some Growth Hormone and was wondering if you can point me in the right direction. I don’t have a script so I will have to venture into the black market. I was wondering if you can give me some pointers because I don’t want to get ripped off. What are some of the ways scammers are ripping off their customers with fake GH?
Old School Counterfeit GH used to be HCG in Disguise!
A: Hey man it’s good to hear from you. Now when it comes to Growth Hormone your best bet is always getting it from a Pharmacy. While the underground steroid market in America is flourishing due to the fact that many real labs set up in Thailand and Mexico were raided and shut down by the DEA, it has left a huge gap in the market to be filled by homebrewers. Now once again when it comes to underground steroids you will find that the quality of lab to lab can vary from really good to utterly disgusting. This is another topic for another day so let’s get back to your question at hand. Now when it comes to counterfeiting GH there are many different shenanigans that dirtbag dealers will do to rip you off. You see I have no issues with steroid dealers because of the laws that exist or it being a moral issue. For those of you that have read the last couple of issues of Chemical Muscle, you are sure of that. But steroid dealers who rip off their clients selling them fake gear, mislabelled product, or under-dosed shit get no respect from me.
A Pregnancy Test was Critical To See If Your GH is Real!
So years ago many scumbag dealers would actually use Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) relabelled and boxed. This is due to the fact that they both come in a puck formation in a small vial. You see twenty-plus years ago HCG used to be very cheap while GH was very expensive. This is why back then the best way to see if your GH was real was to mix up your vial and squirt it on a pregnancy test. If it came up positive then you know you got duped and your dealer gave you HCG and not Growth Hormone. Now in recent years, the price of HCG has skyrocketed so counterfeiters have stopped using this method due to the fact that it would cost them way too much to make this fake GH kit and they have searched out and found a cheaper alternative to screw over their customers.
Many Fake GH Kits are actually GHRP-6
The last scam is to use different peptides to replace the HCG in fake GH kits. There are a couple of reasons for this. First off peptides even in America are currently legal making them not an issue getting your hands on them and worrying about legal ramifications. Second dealers want to move lots of kits because the more you sell, the more money you make right? Well getting peptides in large amounts is easy as well. But getting your hands on large amounts of GH is another story. If your dealer lets you know he just got in a bunch of GH kits it should raise a red flag. Unless he just robbed a pharmacy most likely he is distributing fake bullshit product. Getting your hands on American or European pharma grade GH is not an easy task so anyone that acts like they can get as many as you want is giving you a line of bullshit. The most popular peptide they will give you in those fake GH kits more times than not is GHRP-6.
The DEA isn’t Worried about Peptides…Not Just Yet!
Now for those of you who are not familiar with peptides GHRP-6 is an injectable in the category of Growth Hormone Releasing Peptides. Their purpose is to cause the body to release more natural Growth Hormone. GHRP-6 can help increase both GH and IGF-1 levels as well. It is also known to help increase your appetite and heal injuries especially those of an inflammatory or chronic in nature. This makes it ideal to counterfeit fake GH kits with GHRP-6 for the following reasons. First, the vials look very similar especially when it comes to Chinese GH kits. Second, it does help you release natural GH production so you will see some of the fat-burning effects associated with real GH but in reality, it’s still not close to what the real stuff does. It can help heal injuries which is another trait of real GH as well. Lastly, GHRP-6 is currently in a grey area in regards to the law with many peptide sites popping up all the time on the internet looking to make a fast buck. Most guys will send this right to their house and not have to worry about the DEA smashing down their door at least in the current time of writing this. While sending GH to your home from overseas will have a SWAT team throwing you to the ground with the same ferocity that they do with child rapists and crack dealers. Got to love the Freedom in America eh?
Securing GHRP-6 in Volume is Easy as Pie!
Plus the availability of GHRP-6 is never-ending. You could order enough vials to make 100 GH kits and in three days it’s at your door. Then you go to “Mr. Print” down the road and have him make you the boxes and labels. It is so simple now to make these fake kits you could master it and have them in gyms in your city in under a week’s time even for an uneducated stupid fuck. This is why GHRP-6 has been a counterfeiter’s dream and that is why you must watch your back from these shit bags looking to fuck you out of your hard-earned money.